they call me quiet, but i'm a riot

lsdzeppelin:

mrsalberthannaday:

Can someone help me do this hair? Does anyone know how to do this? I would like to be able to do this on my own instead of having to go to a hair place every time. I really like this hair style and would like to be able to do it often. 

I have frizzy hair. And it’s wavy. But I can’t get it this pretty ever. I also have a lot of fly-aways on my crown that I can’t seem to tame. 

HELP!

here you go, two links to help you (both show 2 different ways of applying the clips/pins so just go with the one you think is easier) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5HDgTZxysg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v_6aLIKEMY

hope this helps 

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heylaurak:

michaelmidnight:

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

IN A ROW?

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

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magicalmischief:

When a teacher sends you to take something to another room

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

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bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

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cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

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perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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